Woman Buys Moto Guzzi

A woman who was on television ages ago playing the part of a policewoman spying on a bloke, getting found out, quitting, marrying the bloke then opening up a nail salon, staffing it with Daleks before turning lesbian and having an affair with a Bulgarian telephone sanitiser, has bought a Moto Guzzi.

A different woman with a Guzzi V7 Classic, but that's okay because this one's more fit.No, it’s true, she really has bought a Guzzi. But she might have got a good deal because she used to be famous once, and it’s only a little Guzzi V7 Classic and doesn’t cost much anyway, not like a Stelvio or anything which is a bit tall for a lot of women.